Coal Dodge

Coal Dodger is an absolutely genre-defining, bone-tingling, Jewaryan, action-packed, 'Jak-driven friendly atmosphere oozing Nintendo inspired trope-subverting, made for the whole family, gradual escalation. life-changing, jaw-clenching, free of /qa/ users, soot, and cobosn approved Snopes-verified Reuters-verified ‘zelling free coal killing. Fauci-approved pro-science truth uncovering. Tranny hanging glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck shitter crashing, splinter erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds. soylent-free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald platformer game.

You play as a wholesome chuddy in a heavily detailed, grassy, fun-loving, safe-for-consumer, easy-on-the-eyes, colourful environment where you dodge coal and collect soylent, all while trying to catch incoming gems before it's too late.